Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund, relates her dreams:
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I play fetch with four-eye two-leg food giver, and as I chase ball it turn into hot dog and I eat it. Good fetch!!
My legs grow long and I get tall tall tall and I stomp city.
In dream I falling and falling in air and then I see cheese and eat.
I chase bug. Bug buzz and buzz and I chase and chase. I jump and snap and still bug buzz away. So frustrated. I want to kill bug and bug family.
It nighttime and cat I am kind of curious about come into my room and begin to talk to me in dog. He purr and bark at same time and my tail wag but I no want it to wag. I feel funny hot and then bowl full of meat appear on floor and I eat.
I drive in car but car like little tree dog with bushy tail, not man car. It dart about and go upstairs in sky and I pee and get yelled at by four-eye two-leg food giver.
Monkey come from tree and scratch behind my ear. Tail wagging so fast I embarrassed.
I just a puppy dog and the moon silver in the sky. Run fast with other dogs, soft feet quick on the ground.
Pull, pull, pull against leash! Try to get to ice cream on sidewalk, but no use. I bark and cry and make very sad eyes, but ice cream melt away.
Catch smell of fat mouse with slow legs and give chase! But each room I go to, smell seem further away, like in different room. And then I chase tail.
Big bowl of meat spilled on floor. I eat and eat and then I poop—happen real quick– and then I eat and eat again. So much meat!!
In dream, Heidi see Jesus. He come to me like radiant light that smell of meat bone, and he say, “ Such a good dog, yes, such a good doggie! Who’s a good doggie? Heidi! Heidi, such a good doggie!! Such a pretty girl!!”