SOME SUPER-POWERS THAT WOULD REALLY MAKE MY LIFE EASIER
1. The ability to encircle myself with a repellent Dodge Ball force field.
2. The ability to instantly know exactly what to have for lunch everyday.
3. The ability to do my winter boots up lightning quick, even if the laces are frozen or sopping wet.
4. The ability to turn into a Unicorn at will.
5. The ability to swiftly complete the Sudoku puzzle in front of people I feel intellectually threatened by.
6. Invisibility.
7. The ability to telekinetically take my dog for a walk.
8. The ability to shoot black energy bolts from my palms.
9. The alchemical ability to transform phlegm into legal tender.
10. The ability to shape-shift into a destructive Great Ape in the presence of my landlord.
11. The ability to raise the ball when playing floor hockey.
12. Spelling.
13. Pigeon mind control.