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Men on bicycles on Queen East
On Queen Street East, you see a lot of old men on bicycles. With the handlebars turned inside out, a…
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Mister Peanut hostage situation
As many of you know, Mr. Peanut, the taxidermied squirrel that I gave to Rachelle as a gift, has been…
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Paranormal Activity and scary movies
Last weekend, Rachelle and I went to see the movie Paranormal Activity. Filmed on a budget of $15, 000 with…
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Fort Hood Shootings
There are two massive shooting stories in the news today. At Fort Hood, a massive military base in Texas, Major…
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Woodgreen Discount Drugs on Queen East in Toronto
The other day, I popped into Woodgreen Discount Drugs at the corner of Queen and Logan. The customers, many thin…
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Mister Peanut and Taxidermy
Mr. Peanut has been an integral, much loved part of our family for almost three years now. One Sunday while…
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Alec Baldwin
Earlier in the day, I got a desperate letter from a desperate friend— http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=546111396&ref=profile#/note.php?note_id=172433126335&ref=mf –asking for my help in securing…
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The Amityville Horror
Alright. I’m doing it. Right this second I’m watching the movie The Amityville Horror. And I’m alone, in my new…
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Dollar Store
Beneath dreary lighting, an elderly woman stands in the Dollar Store. Her cane is hooked over her forearm, and in…
