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Letter to Orkin Pest Control
Orkin Canada Home Office 5840 Falbourne Street Mississauga, ON L5R 4B5 August, 09. 2009 Orkin Pest Control: Well, I’ve been…
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Found Facebook Poem
The following poem is comprised of a bunch of the Facebook status updates of my friends and I. Found Facebook…
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A Brief Anthology of Women’s Dreams of Holt Renfrew
Abagail Fitzpatrick 67 years old In my dream I was trying to return a Burberry umbrella that didn’t work. The…
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On Going to a Jay’s Game
On Friday night I went down to the Roger’s Center with a friend to watch the Blue Jays play the…
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My UFO Club Members
Celebrities such as Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Starr Jones, Wendel Clark and Amy Winehouse have all reported seeing UFO’s, as…
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Thursday afternoon
All of the water pipes in our street are currently being replaced. This means there are construction workers everywhere, and…
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On being irritable
For a whole variety of reasons, this summer has been shaping up to be a world of stress. Unfortunately, this…
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On trying to light the barbeque
Rachelle seems to think that watching me fire up the barbeque is pretty much the height of entertainment. Oh, the…
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The Amazing Vivianna!
Upstairs, between BMV Books and the Subway restaurant on Bloor Street, there’s psychic studio. There’s a little sandwich board in…
