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Red Shorts
On Wednesday nights, when I have to attend court ordered Anger Management Training, Rachelle has very conveniently scheduled her recreational…
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The Pepsi Dragon
As many of you have no doubt heard by now, I was assaulted by a criminal while on my neighbourhood…
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My Security Patrol
Ever since our upstairs neighbours were broken into, a culture of fear has gripped the block. “It’s our own 9/11,”…
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The Korean Village
I’ve been told that the owner of the Korean Village Restaurant on Bloor Street was a big soap opera…
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The cats on Craven Street
Yesterday, Rachelle and I went to look at a house in Leslieville. It was on a street called Craven, which…
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Correspondence with Dating Service
Hey there eight minute dating people: I am writing to you in regards to the function you’re hosting at Vineyards…
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Toronto in August
The other day, from out in the backyard, my dog began to bark as if she’d just spotted a team…
