As many of you have no doubt heard by now, I was assaulted by a criminal while on my neighbourhood security patrol the other day. With the help of Rachelle, I have created a Wanted Poster which I have now pinned up all up and down our street. If you see this woman, do not underestimate her as she is very crafty and very dangerous.
* If any information you provide helps in her apprehension by the authorities, you will be eligible for a reward–a choice of either a kind of loud fan that whines a bit when it oscillates, or a trio of CD’s–Moondance by Van Morrison, Something Beautiful by Great Big Sea, and Cheap Trick Live at Budokan.