Jones runs into the bedroom.
He’s wearing Spiderman pajama’s and has a Batman action figure in his hand.
His eyes are wide. He has important news.
“Batman ate Lizard Man! Batman ate Lizard Man!!”
“Really?” I ask.
“Yes. He ate him.”
“Wow. That’s really out of character, that’s not like Batman at all.”
(In an evil voice ) “Batman is very evil.”
“I wonder what Lizard Man tasted like?”
(The evil voice returns) “ He tasted like pepper. Batman likes pepper.”
Jones runs out of the room, returns a moment later with more news.
“Batman ate The Green Goblin!”
“No way! Batman’s eating everybody!”
(Still in a very evil voice ) “Batman is very hungry,”
“I wonder what The Green Goblin tasted like? ”
(Now in his evilest voice, his words a demonic revelation)
“Pineapple.”