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On Saturday we took Jones to the Royal Ontario Museum.
As many of you know, I’ve been working over the holidays for a service that answer’s Dear Santa letters:
Every park seems to have one.
These are the text messages my wife sent to me the other day:
A friend of mine observed, “ That Kanye, he sure does bring out the racists, doesn’t he?”
Last week I was part of a Skype conference call between four people.
Solitary, middle-aged men, all slightly haunted looking, line the bar at Mackenzie’s.
On Thursday a friend very generously provided me with an opportunity to meet the Prince of Denmark.
Today I am posting another instalment of my “Bitter Writer” advice column.