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Failed Toronto mayoral candidate and part-time label maker Doug Ford
The Jian Ghomeshi sex storm is thundering and raining hard over the city of Toronto right now.
On Bloor Street, a weathered man, who once might have been a California golden boy
There are band-aids and hair in the garbage can in the washroom at the pub.
Last week, a woman was on a crowded Toronto Transit Commission Bus.
The other night we went out for dinner at Foxley on Ossington.
A Postcard:
At this point, it’s pretty widely known that Bill Murray doesn’t like me.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford does not like raccoons.
