A lot of people have been writing me to ask how it is that I spend my days, and so with that in mind, I am providing you my To-Do list for September 10, 2010
1. Bomb rebel cities and find shelter for refugees*
2. Finish dishes from last night
3. Upload our cottage photographs onto Facebook– remembering to de-tag the ugly ones of myself.
4. Take dog for a walk and PLAY fetch with her, too!
5. Write Jessica Simpson
6. Go through old clothes in preparation for garage sale tomorrow
7. Dye hair
8. Replace booze that I drank last night from the liquor cabinet (Priority is gin, but if possible address the scotch and rum situation, too)
9. Invoice magazine for article I wrote on hang-over’s
10. Go to bank to see if anybody left any cash in ATM
11. Return Michael Lohan’s telephone call
12. Do my Curves workout (Even if I don’t feel like it. Especially if I don’t feel like it!)
13. Find out when Rachelle’s birthday is and commit it to memory
14. Return video of Little Fockers
15. Learn how to cheat at on-line Scrabble (Email Gillian Welbourne and ask her!)
16. Try to remove Playdough encrusted on Rachelle’s blow dryer.
17. Continue work on my new cologne line, Country Proud
18. Pick-up something for dinner (Chicken?)
19. Finish making 9/11 party dance mix CD.
20. Pick-up the dry cleaning!!!
* I just realized that this errand might cause some confusion, and just want people to know that I am only referring to a video game (You Shall Know My Thunder: IV) that I have been playing for the last 6 weeks.