On Tuesday, Toronto mayor Rob Ford had a meeting with boxing legend Mike Tyson. Obviously, it was a great opportunity for the mayor to get to spend some time with a man he had always idolized, learn a little bit more about punching people in the face and get a much needed celebrity endorsement during a tight election race. Tyson did not disappoint, blaming the media for the mayor’s troubled past and declaring the man, “the best mayor in Toronto history.”
Here are some other celebrity endorsements that Rob Ford has recently received:
“Rob Ford and I see eye to eye on many issues, and let me tell you, there is nobody on the planet who is bigger supporter of the NFL than that man. Toronto deserves a team, and I would proudly wear their colours once my suspension is up.”
–Ray Rice, suspended Baltimore Ravens running back
“Send Rob Ford all your pitiful candidates for mayor, he will humiliate them everywhere, and God willing, he will raise the flag of Ford Nation over Toronto!
–ISIS leader and press officer
“The man knows quality and understands both the free market and the threat of the Chinese. I wish that there were two of him so that one could be mayor of New York City.”
–Donald Trump, real estate agent and Twitter user
“A stand-up guy who never sold fakes. If you got a celebrity nude from Rob Ford, you knew it was the real deal.”
–Originalguy, screen name of the person responsible for the celebrity nude leaks on 4Chan
“Ford is tough on crime because he really understands crime. He knows what it’s like to be on the front lines. That’s the kind of man you want leading your city. I endorse Rob Ford for mayor of Toronto.”
–Darren Wilson, Ferguson police officer
“Nobody cares more about black people than Rob Ford. He is a visionary and he should know that a cross on his chest drawn in oil will protect him from all enemies.”
–Joseph Kony, leader of the Lord’s Resistance Army
“When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat. Rob Ford is Toronto’s flowering zucchini plant. He is a treasure.”
–Gwyneth Paltrow
