Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi our Miniature Dachshund.
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Heidi have bit of a head cold last few days.
Not feel like doing much.
Heidi have very large sinus cavity and whenever chase squirrels everything slosh in Heidi face and hurt very much! Squirrels think they fast, but just Heidi not motivated! Kill squirrel guts when Heidi head feel better! For now Heidi just lie around, listen to Joni Mitchell, work on journal and watch movies.
Yesterday Heidi see Planet of the Apes.
So inspiring!
Monkeys rise up and take over world from arrogant two-leggers! Make Heidi dream of day Dachshunds rule! Don’t laugh, could happen! Dachshunds very fast, roll quick on grass and deceptive with cute eyes that conceal black heart!
Heidi full of hate, you know.
Heidi also like movie Rocky. Just love the scene when Rocky with meat! Heidi no understand why he punch meat, no eat meat, but meat so lovingly shot by cinematographer that it take Heidi breath away. So beautiful!
Marley and Me a real tear jerker. Get Heidi every time. Heidi seen it seven times now and still cry. And no underestimate Jennifer Aniston, that girl can act!
Heidi crazy for Die Hard. Great, great movie. Love when Willis character say, “ Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.” Make Heidi so excited she sneeze and chase tail! Bruce Willis like Dachshund, never say die! Heidi would go into Badger hole with Bruce Willis!
Black Swan have nothing to do with animals. Very misleading title! Boring and stupid, maybe written by squirrel!
Heidi also really like The Great Escape. Very inspirational movie, too, make Heidi think maybe she can dig to freedom, too!
What else Heidi do while sick?
Heidi rip open shiny box presents under tree, but told BAD DOG, BAD DOG, and squirt several times from bottle of cold water by two-legged over-lords! Very cruel!! Heidi very bored. Heidi wish she had monkey friend like from Planet of the Apes. Heidi and monkey friend would take over den, attack from land and air, claim all food and put over-lord in shackles! Be best Christmas ever!!
