Michael Murray’s List of New Year’s Resolutions for 2013

Like a lot of people, every year I make a number of New Year’s Resolutions. These are some of the changes that I’m hoping to make in my life for the year 2013:

1. Repurpose Mayan Apocalypse Escape Pods.

2. Get in shape.

3. See a UFO.

4. Read at least three books.

5. Stop with the cosmetic surgeries, maybe get tattoos instead.

6. Stop Hate-Visiting Facebook pages of people who drive me crazy.

7. Go easy on the cocaine.

8. Become a volunteer.

9. Text more.

10. Join Choir! Choir! Choir!

11. Be the man.


Comments

3 responses to “Michael Murray’s List of New Year’s Resolutions for 2013”

  1. My 2013 Resolution:
    Be more like J. Michael Murray.

  2. Vanessa Freeman Avatar
    Vanessa Freeman

    What if you already ARE the man?!

  3. Michael Murray Avatar
    Michael Murray

    I would like to amend this list to include acquire a hangover that will last days, if not weeks.