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These are the text messages I received from my wife the other day:
On Saturday we took Jones to the Royal Ontario Museum.
As you might have heard, Joe Biden has announced his bid for the Presidency in 2020. The email campaign has begun, but not without some initial hiccups. The inaugural effort produced this result:
The stingray drifts over us, it’s underbelly the face of a ghost.
Twitter was not at all what I thought it would be.
In my imagination “The Internet” descended from the deep reaches of the universe
It was early in the morning and I was taking Jones to daycare.
By now you almost certainly know that Sarah Huckabee Sanders,
From a text exchange with my wife Rachelle:
