Tag: Social Media
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Greta Thunberg ordering a coffee
This is all wrong. I shouldn’t be standing here. I should be back in school not waiting in this long, horrible lineup! This is not a Honeycomb Lavender Frappuccino! It is a Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino! It is an abomination! Yet in spite of your laziness and incompetence, you come to me for hope, hope that…
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Kindergarten pickup
The parents line-up by a chain link fence behind a big, flowering bush. The teacher lets us into the school one by one or in pairs. When it’s my turn I step into the hallway and can see into the classroom. All the children are sitting in front of their cubbies, knapsacks on their backs,…
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Ms. Monopoly
These are the text messages my wife Rachelle sent to me the other day: ******************************************* Rachelle: You’re still mad about losing at Ms. Monopoly, aren’t you? Rachelle: A resignation is a loss. Rachelle: Yes, it is. Rachelle: I know. Rachelle: It was clear you were thrown off your game when you weren’t allowed to use…
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