Donald Trump, as you may have heard, had a Twitter meltdown Tuesday night after Barack Obama defeated Mitt Romney in the 2012 Presidential election. Shortly after his intemperate screed, Trump began to edit and take down some of his more inflammatory posts, but I have a record of the originals, which I am now going to post for posterity:
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Our nation is a once great nation divided.
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Our country is now in serious and unprecedented trouble…like never before.
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Our country is a total sham and travesty. We are not a democracy!
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More votes equals a loss…revolution!
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Let’s fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us.
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We can’t let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided
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The phony electoral college made a laughing stock out of our nation. The loser one!
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He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election. We should have a revolution in this country!
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I can’t stop crying. America died.
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I make the best luxury golf resorts in the world. Quality. 10% off for Revolutionaries.
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Don’t miss the Trump Universe Pageant in Atlantic City 2013. We will rebuild with sexy ladies!
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I offer 5 million dollars to the first patriot that maims our imposter president or lures him into sex tape situation.
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Patriot also gets a Lexus, quality vehicle with power windows. Gold.
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Hate his imposter president’s monkey ears! Streets must flow with blood!
Donald J Trump 1 hr 39m
It will be AIDs blood, so wear rain boots!
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Out of vodka and bored of my hookers.
Donald J Trump 1 hr 42m
Burning cigarette into woman’s flesh less energizing than would have thought.
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She a good screamer, though, I’ll give her that.
Donald J Trump 1 hr 51m
Takes a lot of moxie to get on the Apprentice.
Donald J Trump 1 hr 52m
Moving to Dubai. Fuck America in the face. America, you’re fucking fired!
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Condos starting from just $1,699,000. Be amongst the first to live in most prestigious location in all of NYC!
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Thanks a lot Christians for not showing up to vote. You disgust me.
Donald J Trump 2 hr 18m
Can’t believe we have a Korean President! They eat dogs!!
Donald J Trump 2 hr 24m
Building a quality bomb. Trump quality. Will get the job done.
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3 responses to “Unedited Donald Trump Tweets following Obama’s Presidential Victory”
“We will rebuild with sexy ladies!”
Binders of ’em…
Just spent the weekend in Dubai.
The Don would like it there. Never any problems with elections. Or real estate development.
Similar things to Canada? Always bring a shovel when 4×4 joy riding. Be it sand or snow you’ll need one to dig yourself out.
Partied Friday night on the 124th floor of the Khalifa Tower with the Muscles from Brussles. There will be an Expendables 3. Praise be to Allah.
Pat:
You are a hero to me. Just typing the 124th floor makes me all dizzy and desperate for a drink. I hope to God you talked about his many sexual partners with JVD! Dish, dish, I want to know everything!