Author: Michael Murray

A teacher at a charter school in Washington, D.C. found this list on the floor of 3rd grade classroom. It’s a list of 90 different kinds of bitches. Types of Bitches 1) Dirty dumb ass bitches? 2) Aint got no ass bitches? 3) Dusty trick bitches? 4) Fishy bitches? 5) Don’t know how to fight…

  I just found out that Tyra Banks is writing a series of fantasy books. I tell you, that woman can pretty much do anything, and it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to see her on the US archery team in the 2012 Olympics. She is fierce! I went to her website and eagerly…

On Mother’s Day Rachelle and I drove up to Newmarket and had a top-notch brunch with her family. After the meal, we all went to a nearby park, where years ago, Rachelle’s parents used to take their 4 daughters to feed the Canadian Geese. It was a sweet thing to do– a kind of passing…

I’m not sure when or why it happened, and the truth is that I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I’ve become a collector of unusual drinking glasses. Whenever I find myself at the St. Lawrence market, I gravitate to the tables where they sell them. Who knows, maybe I’ll find one with a baseball player…

I grew up in Ottawa, and in spite of the fact that I’ve played hockey, follow hockey and know a reasonable amount about hockey, I don’t really consider myself a hockey fan. This is the sort of thing that’s very culturally revealing I think, because by the standard of somebody that lived in, say, Alabama,…

As almost all of you know, I’m an exceedingly athletic man, and over the last couple of years I’ve emerged as a respected force in the Coed recreational sports leagues that I dominate. My prowess on the floor hockey court where I’ve led The Jesus Cobras to five near play-off finishes, is well known. I…

Just one table was being occupied at the patio of The Joy Bistro, and the three women sitting there looked cold but determined. It was clear that there was one leader in the group, the one that made the other two sit outside, even though they thought it was really too cold. Every once in…

This is a collection of Twitter postings that the Ontario Provincial Police posted to as updates on the traffic in the Greater Toronto Area   Hwy 400 SB at Bayfield Street, Barrie Hazard-Wood debris on Lane 2 Reported: 0829 hrs. *********************************** Hwy 401 WB collectors at Yonge Street Hazard-Disabled vehicle off to the right shoulder…

Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our three year-old Miniature Dachshund. ********************************************* Spring is good time for dogs. Cold, white dirt become water, old treat from winter everywhere! Easy for dog, even fat dog with cat face, to get lucky in spring! Dogs very horny! Muddy, mud and roll in gorgeous dirt…