Author: Michael Murray

Wikipedia is ready for a takedown. Over the years I’ve noticed that people ask me an awful lot of questions, and due to my dominance in games like Trivial Pursuit, I’ve established a certain authority within my community. I’m like an information sheriff. With this in mind I’ve decided to launch a counter-site to lamesville…

Rachelle just joined a Women’s League Ice Hockey Team called The Early Birds. She was offered a selection of about a half dozen numbers for her jersey and as I pretty much control every decision she makes, I offered my advice, which was to take number 7.

On Madison I saw the same awkward older man who has been jogging down the street for years. He wore his long, beak-like cap and his body was awry, angled in a way that suggested something traumatic happened and prompted him to start running, an instinct now he’s never since ceased.

Many of you may not know this, but after it’s announced that you’ve won the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest, you’re required to write a letter of acceptance to the magazine before they can send you the signed copy of the cartoon you captioned. This is my acceptance letter:

While walking through a rainy Monday, I stepped upon an orange card wishing “Sarah” a happy birthday. This is what it read:

Today I have given over the Blog to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund. Heidi really been on edge lately. Not know why.

Earlier in the day I went up to the Annex HodgePodge on Dupont to pick-up some lunch. The guy preparing my sandwich asked if I wanted black pepper on my salad and we fell into a conversation about the all the food items that people despised.

I just found out that actress Sarah Michelle Geller, who achieved fame for her role as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, has five tattoos.