Canada’s new mobile alert system was tested about a week ago and everybody was unhappy with the results.
The system, it turns out, was a terrifying fail, and as a result of this the government has decided to refine the system before launching it anew in a few months. I, along with a number of other writers, have been hired to help write clear, effective messages for the probable alert scenarios the government is most concerned about. These are some of the alerts we have been working on:
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Emergency Alert #1
Emergency Alert #2
Emergency Alert #3
Emergency Alert #4
Emergency Alert #5
Emergency Alert #6
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2 responses to “Emergency Alerts”
Laughing out loud, sir!
This made my day.
R.I.P. Margaret Attwood. (Unless she becomes Queen of The Raccoons. She will demand tributes of rolled oats from all of you.)
Those were most likely the best emergency alerts ever.