Heidi Blog
Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund:
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Heidi like to make short statement.
Heidi only a dog.
Everybody think Heidi perfect because she so cute and strong and smart and sexy, but Heidi not perfect. Heidi like Instagram account, just looks like perfect life you’re jealous of. Truth is, some days Heidi actually a BAD DOG, and Heidi not scared to own it.
Heidi now like to address some of accusations being made on social media.
Heidi has engaged in Nonconsensual leg-humping.
It true.
Heidi now understands that even if told she “SuperAdorable,” and, “OHMYGODICANTEVENBELIEVEHOWGORGEOUSYOUAREYOULITTLECHOCOLATEKISSYOU!!” , even if she picked up and kissed on nose and have velvet ears stroked, still not invitation to leg-hump. Also, Heidi now knows that when two-legger sits down, even if two-legger wearing shorts and smell like cheeseburger, it still no consent. Heidi knows even if cheeseburger or ice cream cone spill on leg, STILL not consent.
Heidi gets it.
Heidi learn from mistakes and now ready to listen.
To really listen.
Heidi very sorry for pain she caused and regrets trying to normalize her attempts to assert dominance in pack hierarchies through leg-humping.
Heidi hopes that over time, and with continued hard work, she win back your trust.
hah a little leg hump never hurt anyone + it lets them release vital hormones me speculates… studies to follow maybe.
Heidi pulling leg, shurely.