Updated Sweethearts

As money is extremely tight, I’ve been forced to take on a contract with the makers of Sweethearts to update the famous sayings on their heart-shaped candy. The idea was to make them contemporary and reflective of the times we live in, give them a little edge:

  1. IN A BAD PLACE
  2. THE HANGED MAN
  3. RED DYE #40
  4. LONE WOLF
  5. ECXTINTION EVENT
  6. UNMARKED VAN
  7. GENETIC MUTATION
  8. REDRUM
  9. BELIAL
  10. THE RAPTURE

  11. RADIATION SICKNESS
  12. BLACK GHOST
  13. FENTANYL PATCH
  14. NUCLEAR WINTER
  15. INFERTILITY
  16. THIS BORROWED WORLD
  17. DATA CAPTURE
  18. CONTAGION
  19. FLAKKA ZOMBIE
  20. MY SHEEPLE