About a month ago while logging on to my computer, I noticed that one of our neighoburs had changed his Wi-Fi network name to: YOUR DOG BARKS TOO MUCH. This was clearly directed at us, as we have a dog that barks too much. All the same, it infuriated me, and I immediately changed our Wi-Fi network name to: THOUGHT YOUR SHOOTER GAMES DROWNED IT OUT
This is the battle that ensued:
Greasy, loner neighbour: U DON’T KNOW HOW TO LOOK AFTER A DOG
Me: YOUR MAN BUN IS VERY BRAVE.
Greasy, loner neighbour: AT LEAST I HAVE HAIR
Me: YOU’RE SHAPED LIKE A PEAR & WE CALL YOU CINNABON
Greasy, loner neighbour: YOU LOOK LIKE MR. BURNS
Me: HAVE GONE OFF MY MEDS. FEEL UNPREDICTABLE
Greasy, loner neighbour: ADVANCED TRAINING IN NGUNI STICK FIGHTING. NOT SCARED
Me: VIDEO GAMES DON’T COUNT
Greasy, loner neighbour: YOU’RE ON DISABILITY, RIGHT?
Me: YOU LOOK SHARP IN YOUR BEST BUY T-SHIRT, CINNABON.
Greasy, loner neighbour: U LOOK WEAK & ALWAYS SEE YOU IN HOUSECOAT. CREEPY
Me: ALLERGIC TO GRAINS AND HAVE ASTHMA. WHY I KEEP GUNS
Greasy, loner neighbour: JUST KEEP YOUR DOG QUIET, OK?
Me: NO
Greasy, loner neighbour: WILL CALL ANIMAL SERVICES
Me: THEN WE WILL STICK FIGHT, BUT I WILL HAVE GUNS
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I never laugh louder than when I read your posts.
George Costanza was created to serve as Larry David’s alter-ego.
Larry David was born to serve as your alter-ego.
i watch more television and Netflix than anyone else I know, and I can honestly say “I’d watch that show”.
Thank you once again for making me laugh out loud – very hard!
stop hurting me with this funny stuff