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These are the texts messages I sent my wife in a recent conversation:
As some of you may have heard, Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund of the last ten years, is no longer living with us.
The other day Rachelle and I had lunch at Joy Bistro on Queen East.
As many of you know, I’ve been looking for a job.
My friend Rob Hyndman has begun acting weird.
About a month ago while logging on to my computer, I noticed that one of our neighoburs had changed his Wi-Fi network name to: YOUR DOG BARKS TOO MUCH.
In an effort to get in better shape, my wife Rachelle recently hired a “Wellness Coach.”
Today I have given the blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund.
My third-to-last personal trainer was a young man named Ronan Coltan.