Category: Blog

Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund. Heidi make list of enemies and things she hate. Many things. Important to get off chest. Very stressed out. Okay, here we go. –Benjamin, pretentious Boxer at park. Strut about like he been to France and ride metro on own, but hasn’t! Very…

Last week I went to the Queen East restaurant Table 17 for dinner. The primary appeal of the place isn’t the food, but the ambience. Catering to a primarily almost-middle-aged professional clientele, Table 17 sports an attractive staff and has the look of a place that was designed by somebody who spent a lot of…

A friend of mine who is presently in the Congo trying to set up a reintegration program for demobilized soldiers, has managed to contract both Typhoid and Malaria. Fever and hallucination can be associated with both these conditions and the medication used to treat them, and what follows are excerpts from letters he has sent…

The cab driver had a hooked nose, unnaturally black hair and was wearing a NYC hoodie. He drove quick and easy down Queen Street, when suddenly he detonated into a fury. “Did you see that?!”, he yelled, pointing excitedly out the window, “did you see that?! That police car there was just waiting for me,…

One thing about Charlie Sheen that hasn’t been getting an awful lot of attention recently is that he’s a huge baseball fan, having long been a participant in fantasy baseball leagues. Baseball is a passion of his, and for the last three years he’s been penning a fantasy baseball advice column over at the Scoresheet…

This is a fake script that Ricky Gervais wrote for Anne Hathaway and James Franco for their Oscar performance last night. It was originally posted on Gervais’ Blog: http://www.rickygervais.com/thissideofthetruth.php V.O. Ladies and Gentlemen. Please welcome your hosts for this evening… James Franco and Anne Hathaway (Music and applause) (James and Anne walk out looking absolutely…

I received this message in my email this morning: *********************** Hello my new friend! I want to continue our dialogue! I hope you remember me. My name is Yulia! I really hope you write me very soon. I’m looking for a long and serious relationship. I want to find love and understanding. And maybe find…

As everybody now knows, one-time popular actress Jennifer Aniston has decided to scale back and simplify her life. The hinge upon which this transformation is going to swing is that she’s going to sell her Beverly Hills home for $42 million (a million for each year of her life!) and buy a “little spot” in…

Wind power turbines loom alien and mysterious over the valleys of West Pennsylvania. Slowly rotating, like crosses set into motion, they hang over the coal mines as if silent witnesses to the lives unfolding below. Driving through, the state unfolds beautiful, rolling and strange. The Machine Gun Preacher lives here, as do Mennonites, Mountain Men…