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Beauty and the Beast

The NRA has hired me to rewrite some fairy tales so that they are gun-friendly. Read more

Donald Trump’s Anxiety Dreams

I’m Batman and I’m surveying the great skyline of my city Read more

Bitter Writer

Dear Bitter Writer: Read more

Heidi Blog

Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund: Read more

A Real Man

What are some of the qualities of a real man? Read more

Spring

The other day a couple of university students were walking up Madison. Read more

Jose Bautista

Baseball, my friends, baseball. Read more

Trump Fan Fiction

Although Donald Trump was in disguise Read more

Text Messages

These are the text messages that I received from my wife Rachelle Read more

Queen East

The other day Rachelle and I had lunch at Joy Bistro on Queen East. Read more