Superman

Jones runs into the bedroom.

He’s wearing Spiderman pajama’s and has a Batman action figure in his hand.

His eyes are wide. He has important news.

“Batman ate Lizard Man! Batman ate Lizard Man!!”

“Really?” I ask.

“Yes. He ate him.”

“Wow. That’s really out of character, that’s not like Batman at all.”

(In an evil voice ) “Batman is very evil.”

“I wonder what Lizard Man tasted like?”

(The evil voice returns) “ He tasted like pepper. Batman likes pepper.”

Jones runs out of the room, returns a moment later with more news.

“Batman ate The Green Goblin!”

“No way! Batman’s eating everybody!”

(Still in a very evil voice ) “Batman is very hungry,”

“I wonder what The Green Goblin tasted like? ”

(Now in his evilest voice, his words a demonic revelation)

“Pineapple.”