The Daycare Interviews
Q & A With The Flash
The Flash is seated outside on a small chair beneath the shade of a tree. All around him toddlers sit crosslegged while the supervisor directs their questions to The Flash.
Q: Is it true you eat a dozen raw eggs for breakfast?
F: No, The Flash likes red candies and ice cream. I have a belt, too. It is supposed to go here, but I forgot it today. It’s made of lightning.
Q: What is The Flash’s favourite fish?
F: The Flash likes red fish and green fish and then he mixes them with rice and they are all fish.
(The Flash then runs around the tree while the children shout.)
Q: Why is your costume red?
F: It is made of lava and if you touch it you get electrocuted! (The Flash demonstrates being electrocuted)
Q: Who is the worst villain?
F: Lizard man. He hisses so you have to throw him in the lake and then he sinks and the sharks eat him and we all go swimming because now the sharks are friendly. They were just hungry.
Q: What did you dream about last night?
F: Spiders. They were crawling on the boat and then they turned into flowers and raspberries and I was happy.
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