White House Gift Shop Sale

WE’RE DRAINING THE SWAMP AND HAVING THE GREATEST SALE IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!!!

FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS THE WHITE HOUSE GIFT SHOP IS OFFERING A FREEDOM DISCOUNT ON ALL PRESIDENT TRUMP MEMORABILIA!!

THAT’S RIGHT.

FREEDOM SAVINGS OF UP TO 15%!!

DON’T BE A LOSER, ACT FAST WHILE THE SAVINGS ARE STILL AT DEFCOM 5!!!

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NORTH KOREA PEACE SUMMIT COMMEMORATIVE COIN

This beautiful, exquisitely crafted, luxury coin commemorating President Trump’s historic meeting with Kim Jong-un has been slashed from $24.99 to $19.99!! Nothing says, “Screw you, elites!” like money, so get out there and buy some today!!

PRESIDENT TRUMP “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” BUCK KNIFE

This is a limited production of 25 knives only and features inlays of genuine Blue Lapis, and Red Jasper, with USA and the American Eagle engraved in polished brass bolsters, with a mirror polished blade and “TRUMP” Make America Great Again engraved in the handles. Comes to you in a beautiful Red White and Blue display box equipped for wall hanging.

Buck Knife $149.99

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP LIBERATING AMERICA FROM ROBOT TYRANNY BASEBALL HAT

Who can forget that fateful day when President Trump defeated Robot Supreme Commander ACLL-98 in a pay-per-view hand-to-hand spectacle that pulled in the greatest ratings of all time!?

Baseball hat with patch $49.99

Patch $ 9.99

“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” ONE PIECE WOMAN’S BATHING SUIT

Make a huge splash poolside or at the beach this summer in this classy and flattering, little number!

Swimsuit $55.00

PRESIDENT TRUMP FIRING MEATLOAF FROM CELEBRITY APPRENTICE THROW CUSHION

Remember where you were when Donald Trump fired Meatloaf from Team Backbone! Commemorate this great moment when all of America swept aside their partisan differences and came together as one to watch as the man who would become the greatest President America has ever seen– under tremendous, huge ratings pressure– do the right thing for free enterprise and fire Meatloaf, with a luxury throw cushion or fridge magnet!

Throw cushion ( Bat Out of Hell background) $24.99

Throw cushion (Red, white and blue) $20.99 SOLD OUT!!!!

Fridge magnets $5.99

“FAKE NEWS” BRASS KNUCKLES

These beautiful and effective puncture-spiked brass knuckles are platinum plated and come with the words “Fake” and “News” etched into the receiving end of each one. Fight back against the tyranny of the media, while supplies last!!

Platinum plated “Fake News” Brass Knuckles $1999.00

NSFW “GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY” COMMEMORATIVE COIN

This sexy and stylish NSFW coin is a must have for all Playboys and students of history out there! President Trump, projecting the fun and flirty spirit of the Kennedy years, doesn’t just Make America Great Again, he makes her Swoon again!

Commemorative NSFW coin $49.99