Heidi Blog
Michael has given the blog over to Heidi, his Miniature Dachshund for the day
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Heidi really like poker and think she pretty good at it.
Always have a good mind for math. Able to crunch numbers and figure out odds just as fast as rip head off mouse! Heidi know exact chances of getting inside straight, always play smart, never impulsive like stupid cat!
Heidi also expert in reading opponents. Spend lot of time watching four-eyed-two-legged treat giver, and always know what he thinking! Know when time for walk, know when time for food, know when he get scared– like when he watch ghost movie– because his scent change!
Heidi have all the tools to be poker champion, but a few problems still stand in her way.
When four-eyed-two-legged treat giver put out bowl of chicken wings or pretzels for card players, Heidi lose all composure. Jump on table, knock cards all over place and growl at other players while devouring food–very messy. Then get called BAD DOG and have to sit out next couple of hands. Sometimes think four-eyed-two-legged treat giver do this when Heidi on hot streak, but he probably too dumb for such strategy.
Other reason Heidi not having great success at poker is she have trouble hiding her tells. When somebody think about calling Heidi’s bluff, hackles begin to rise and Heidi snarl and show teeth to intimidate. This give it all away! Everybody see Heidi have weak position and just bet more! Two-leggers know Heidi bluffing and call her!
When Heidi have good cards, even if she slow playing hand, tail just wag, wag, wag. Sometimes she even start to whimper get so excited, and then everybody know that Heidi drew the flush and all fold! Can’t help myself, instincts take over like when see squirrel on fire escape and Heidi just stop thinking and charge at stupid squirrel, even though squirrel outside and Heidi inside!
Sometimes giving over to instincts good, like when see Jupiter catching Frisbee in park, but other times instincts bad and make Heidi do stupid things.
Heidi work very hard with therapist to get tail wagging under control. Very hard, very hard work, but Heidi make progress.
Therapist always asking Heidi about bone.
Why you like bone so much?
Why bury bone?
Don’t know what up with that.
